Pixie Dreamers Gifts

'Do you believe in fairies?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Little Princess.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Boy pilot.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Sleeping Beauty

"Define fair."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Airliner

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"I want a pony!"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Window in the Sky.

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Witch dice.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Big Football

Picasso Cloud.

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Mount Everest.

More jets.

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

A celestial body

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."