Pixie Lover Gifts

'With your condition you shouldn't be sitting around on damp toad stools.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

The Life of Pi

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Office pics on dinner table.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Stubborn Horses

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Moon Pies.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'