Pixie Lover Gifts

'With your condition you shouldn't be sitting around on damp toad stools.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Office pics on dinner table.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Penguin suit fitting.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Stubborn Horses

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'