Peacock Lover Gifts

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Sixty Two Peacock

Nozze

Upper West Side

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

The Victors

'You know too much!'

Baroque Peacock

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Espresso Martini Peacock

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Prosecco Peacock

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Are you cold dear?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'