Peacock Fanatic Gifts

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Baroque Peacock

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Espresso Martini Peacock

Prosecco Peacock

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Tasty bird.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Giuseppe Verdi

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"There's a tell."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

UFO

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Benchmark

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Medical Student

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'Doc, I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me.'

Cocktails and Peacocks

Carrier Pigeons

Happy New Year

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Best Dad Ever

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Huge fan."

Accountant Peacock

"That's a plumage don't."