Peacock Devotee Gifts

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Baroque Peacock

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Prosecco Peacock

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Giuseppe Verdi

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Common Dolphin

"There's a tell."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Medical Student

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Why have you come over here?"

Benchmark

Happy New Year

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Best Dad Ever

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'