Peacock Devotee Pillows

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Baroque Peacock

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Prosecco Peacock

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Giuseppe Verdi

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

Common Dolphin

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"There's a tell."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Cocktails and Peacocks

Medical Student

'Doc, I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me.'

"Why have you come over here?"

Benchmark

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

Happy New Year

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'