Peacock Enthusiast Pillows

Happy New Year

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

"Nice buns."

You can't get by on your looks forever.

Listen, at my age, it's not so much a come-on as it is a nice gesture.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Out of Office

Accountant Peacock

"Huge fan."

Vicenzo Bellini

Charleston

Happy Friday

Medical Student

A Peacock in flight

Sixty Two

Thirty Nine

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Baroque Peacock

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

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