Peacock Enthusiast Mugs

Happy New Year

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

"Nice buns."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Out of Office

Accountant Peacock

"Huge fan."

Vicenzo Bellini

Charleston

Happy Friday

Medical Student

A Peacock in flight

Sixty Two

Thirty Nine

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Baroque Peacock

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Canada Goose Jackets

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."