Peacock Fan Mugs

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"You've been reading those dirty magazines again, haven't you?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Hyde Park

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Baroque Peacock

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Prosecco Peacock

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

The Zombie Awakes...

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Giuseppe Verdi

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"There's a tell."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Benchmark

Medical Student

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Cocktails and Peacocks