Peacock Fan T-Shirts

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"You've been reading those dirty magazines again, haven't you?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Hyde Park

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Baroque Peacock

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ice shelfie.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Prosecco Peacock

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Giuseppe Verdi

The Zombie Awakes...

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"There's a tell."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

Benchmark

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

The Polygon family at home

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."