Peacock Appreciator Pillows

'I'm one cool narcissist!'

'Knock it off!'

Soldier Walking Peacock.

Twenty Four

Millenial Peacock

Music Services

Best Dad Ever

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Baroque Peacock

"Toi Toi Toi!"

A little bird told me...

Stubborn Horse

"Best project manager we ever had."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Prosecco Peacock

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Laboratory Retriever

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Giuseppe Verdi

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"Service."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

David Attenborough

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."