Bagpipe Dreamer Gifts

Bagpipes in the bath.

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

I love my Uke.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Organ Player

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Sleeping musician

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'