Bagpipe Dreamer Gifts

Bagpipes in the bath.

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

I love my Uke.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Organ Player

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Sleeping musician

Jazz Bagpipes

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."