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"No recordering allowed!"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

First past the post.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Man Ray

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Pinochio's Computer

'Our limo's here.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Terry Wogan

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

Sheep of the 1970's

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

WPC

Have you installed the heater?

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Nostalgiaville

"And now, our newest hit song..."

A dog sits at her typwriter

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'