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"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Popera!

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

I love Marimba

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

Santa Metal Claus

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Mummy Musician

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'I think he is a composer.'

Air Sitar.

Whack a Marimba

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Cowpunk

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."