Mariachi Music Fan T-Shirts

"Sweetie, you know I can’t sleep without mariachi noise."

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Guitar Man.

Punk Reindeer

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Tina Turner

Cut out and keep your own DJ.