Mariachi Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's bad news I'm afraid. He isn't responding to the Mariachi band.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Jazz is Invented

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Saxophone Player.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Bryan Ferry

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Serenading