Mariachi Fan Gifts

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Koala

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'Elton John'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Sheep of the 1970's

Hard Rock Cafe.

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Dirty Grazing.

Jupiter

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Aaron Copland.

Performer

'NEXT!'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

We successfully replaced your pacemaker with an iPod, Mr. Wyatt

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

Ant Mishbehavin'