White Horse Fan Gifts

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Paul Klee

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stephen Spender.

Wolf Karaoke

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

Boarway Show

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."