Miniature Horse Fans Gifts

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Knight Golfing

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'They sure have small litters.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"You remember Champ. . ."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"They play with our shoes - we'll play with theirs."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

Cult films!

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

'You're right. Carrying 8 times our own body weight isn't that impressive at all.'

"I have put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

'I wish you'd stop blaming me for the long pregrancy...'

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

Man having his equestrian portrait taken by a photographer

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

Two small cars carry a christmas tree

Don Quixote releases the Galley Slaves.

Poor Paul's friend

After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.