Dog Trainer Fan Gifts

'YOU taught him to scratch at the door, so YOU let him in!'

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

No littering...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Fish Tricks

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'