Dog Training Fan Gifts

'What's this? Only a C minus in 'giving your paw'!'

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

No littering...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Museum of Bones

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

I think these were meant for you. Sit. Speak. Shake. Heel. Stay. Wait. Down. Fetch. Come.

'What training do I get?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"