Informal Training Fan Gifts

'What training do I get?'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Man practising the violin.

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Skis with stabilisers.

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Fish Tricks

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Spring ballpark errors.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."