Training Wheel Fan Gifts

Skis with stabilisers.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Running out of Gas.

Man practising the violin.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Scooter' Libby.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

'What training do I get?'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Fish Tricks

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

'You're doing it wrong!'

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

Rolling out the red carpet.