Outdoor Practice Fan Gifts

Man practising the violin.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Swinging

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Centaur Sprinter

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"No, still there."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'What training do I get?'

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Skis with stabilisers.

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

Fish Tricks

Plank

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Yoga Welcome Mat

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'