Outdoor Practice Fan Gifts

Man practising the violin.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Swinging

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"No, still there."

Centaur Sprinter

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'What training do I get?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Skis with stabilisers.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Yoga Welcome Mat

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Fish Tricks

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

Plank

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'