Training Tricks Fan Gifts

Dog bringing old newspaper to master

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

'What training do I get?'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

I think these were meant for you. Sit. Speak. Shake. Heel. Stay. Wait. Down. Fetch. Come.

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

Skis with stabilisers.

Fish Tricks

Spring ballpark errors.

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

"Roll over ... "

'Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks?'

An elephant burping

Performing dog

'What's this? Only a C minus in 'giving your paw'!'

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'