Trick Training Fanatic Gifts

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Cheating Death.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Pick a business card.'

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"I got a job!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

Pranking Zombies

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Magicing the crowd away

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Wow. You're amazing!

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."