Trickery Fan Pillows

"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"

Clancy: Used Paint Sale

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

The Trojan Beagle.

Turtle Hat

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Look man, no wings!'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Works every time."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Pick a business card.'

"Take a letter, any letter"

'It's the simple things.'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'He went that way, quick!'

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

Restroom Practical Joke.

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."