Magic And Technology Fan Pillows

'I only got a cellphone because of the kids.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Time Machine Collision

Geek fairies

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Take a letter, any letter"

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'