Magic And Technology Fan Prints

'I only got a cellphone because of the kids.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Geek fairies

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."