Magic Spell Fans Pillows

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Medieval Office Supplies

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Returns"

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

"You're back in the office now. Leave your voodoo dolls where they belong... at home."