Mooing Magic Fan Pillows

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Late BroomStick

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Medieval Office Supplies

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Magical box of chocolates.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'