Mooing Magic Fan Pillows

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Late BroomStick

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Medieval Office Supplies

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

The slow cooker changed everything