Black Magic Fans Pillows

Can't you just text me..?

The Joy of Hex

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Medieval Office Supplies

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Please enter your pin now.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Returns"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"You're back in the office now. Leave your voodoo dolls where they belong... at home."

Snowman Magic