Black Magic Fans Pillows

Can't you just text me..?

The Joy of Hex

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Medieval Office Supplies

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Returns"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Houdini re-incarnated.