Movie Magic Lovers Pillows

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"I love my luvvie."

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Best Special Effects Award

Magician Playing Golf.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'