Movie Magic Lovers Pillows

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Beware of the Cat.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Emma Watson

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"I love my luvvie."

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

Best Special Effects Award

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)