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"We'll add the everything in afterward."

Extraterrestrial Extras

Movie Angel

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can't believe he brought her."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"