Movie Magic Master T-Shirts

3D business card

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Juggler and Illusionist

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I love my luvvie."

Best Special Effects Award

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

Dating in Oz

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"See...polystyrene!"

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

cinema

Schrödinger's cat.

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Wangling War Films. How to make and fake them: I U Boat sinking a Pleasure Vessel off Brighton.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

Book and magician

'Can you make this one disappear?'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Special Effects.

"That was a very impressive interview, we will be in touch!"

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

'Better not circulate these.'

Movie Angel

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"