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Greasy film crew.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Newt sale

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Juggler and Illusionist

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Emma Watson

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

This little pig's house was a facade.

"I love my luvvie."

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Best Special Effects Award

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Hollywood Think Tank

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'