Movie Magic Maker Prints

Greasy film crew.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Newt sale

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Juggler and Illusionist

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

This little pig's house was a facade.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I love my luvvie."

Best Special Effects Award

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Hollywood Think Tank

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."