Mythical Marvel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mermaid abduction

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Phoenix

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

New Marvel Heroes

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Bonsai Exhibit

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"We have a cow AND a pig heart valve. Then, we gave him chicken lips, and a farmhand. I recommend you register him with the USDA."

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

At the end of the rainbow

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'