Mythical Marvel Enthusiast Mugs

Mermaid abduction

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Phoenix

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

New Marvel Heroes

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Bonsai Exhibit

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'