Miracles Gifts

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

Water into Sports Drink.

The Fountain of Youth.

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

Sunrise.

Butcher has caught Flying Pig

'Hey! Who changed this water into wine?'

'I turned water into wine. It's a mixed blessing.'

'James, Simon, wake up... ...the Master is sleep-healing again.'

'Rats! I thought I was in luck when it landed in the water!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

The Miracle of Jesus Walking on Egg Shells

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'