Miracles Prints

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

Water into Sports Drink.

The Fountain of Youth.

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Jesus sends the demons into the herd of pigs who jump into the lake, thus performing the miracle of turning water into "swine".

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

Sunrise.

Butcher has caught Flying Pig

Moses on skateboard at the Red Sea

'Hey! Who changed this water into wine?'

'I turned water into wine. It's a mixed blessing.'

'James, Simon, wake up... ...the Master is sleep-healing again.'

'Rats! I thought I was in luck when it landed in the water!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'I do wish he'd stop showing off in front of his friends.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

The Miracle of Jesus Walking on Egg Shells

Hang on

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'