Milestone Marcher Gifts

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Pilot with champagne.

Pearly King and Queen

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Deadline

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

A very fine vintage

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'She said her first words today.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Proud mums.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Graduate of 2021

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Proud Mum.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"We're potty training."