Milestone Marcher Mugs

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Pilot with champagne.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Pearly King and Queen

'Guess what? I won again.'

Deadline

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Proud mums.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Proud Mum.

Graduate of 2021

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

We are here!

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a