Milestone Marker Prints

Happy Birthday!

Congratulations.

While You Were Here

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Try it again."

A very fine vintage

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

R.I.P. Jim Dandy Top sales rep 2005-2014

The highway of life, so far.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Pearly King and Queen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Do you think I'm sixty?

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....