Quirky Landmark Collector Gifts

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

Easter Island legs

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Introducing Piza Island.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

I love the Shard

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.