Quirky Landmark Collector Gifts

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Easter Island legs

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

I love the Shard

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.