Baby Celebrator Mugs

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

baby sweetcorn...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Emotional Bling

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Congratulations!

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

Scot holding a heart.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Trick or treat?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He has his father's feet.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

Theatrical Christmas.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Life begins at 60

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.