And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.
Business Celebrant Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug designed for a business celebrant—funny, witty, and perfect for mixing business with pleasure. A delightful way to celebrate their role daily.
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
A couple dressed as a knife and fork
'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'
Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.
"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."
Jumping Man
'I couldn't remember your exact age.'
Men can show their emotions!
"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."
"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"
Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.
Happy Bifurcation Day,
"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."
"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."
'Here comes our order.'
"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
"Cheers to being a person."
"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."
Team Work
"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."
Congratulations!
"Trick or treat?"
A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
Free love
"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."
Year of the Rat
'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.
The first birthday gift.
Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.
"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."
I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to
'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'
'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'
Business Celebrant Mugs Collection
Business Celebrant Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring personality and humor into their space—great for celebrating their creative contribution.
Business Celebrant Prints
Browse vibrant prints that showcase their importance and personality—perfect for decorating and inspiring in their workspace or celebration areas.
Business Celebrant T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the unique role of a business celebrant—ideal for casual wear and making professional moments fun.