Relationship Celebrant Mugs

Free love

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

Emotional Bling

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Cheers to being a person."

Scot holding a heart.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Congratulations!

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Happy Valentine's Day

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Three happy men

Friends and champagne

Christmas Socks

Valentine, Galentine, Palentine

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

Two men toasting

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Home for Seniors.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Keeping Warm

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

'Certainly you may invite a friend to lunch. Bring him in.'

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

'This is the 1927 Georges de Latour you bought us for our anniversary, son. Mom spruced it up nicely with orange soda and melon balls.'

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Black Velvet.