Family Celebrator Mugs

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

Emotional Bling

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Scot holding a heart.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

"Trick or treat?"

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Theatrical Christmas.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

'I wrapped it myself !'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Handel sitting on a piano

Man holding a birthday cake.

Are we nearly there yet?

A drum covered in candles

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'