Comical Celebrator Pillows

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

Bubbly

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Emotional Bling

Christmas sweater alternatives

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Scot holding a heart.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Happy new year!"

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Festivus poles

'Hello, my name is Death'

The first birthday gift.

Life begins at 60

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Birthday Painting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

A drum covered in candles

The wedding.

Handel sitting on a piano

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin